Cuddling

What is Cuddling?


1.

Cuddling is simply touching and caressing without any contact whatsoever with either partner's sexual organs. Women actually prefer cuddling to sex. Smart men love cuddling because it is single best route to sexual intercourse and to the elusive FEMALE ORGASM. Such men are treasured.

My girlfriend says that cuddling means not having to worry that I'm suddenly gonna demand sex, but I find that the more often I just chill and cuddle with her, the more sex we have. WTF???

See cuddling, kissing, teasing, fondling, foreplay, sex, fucking, cuddle, orgasm, masturbation, spooning, forking

2.

The act of a man enduring non-sexual activity, in hopes of his girlfriend putting out, nly to have 99.99999999999999999% of the time,she decides to go do something else.

I just got done cuddling. Sucked ass. Not a nipple i sight.

See cuddling, sucks, cuddle, sex, fuck

3.

Post-coital activity which involves lying in bed with your girlfriend while covered in sexual fluids.

My girlfriend loves cuddling but I would rather take a shower.

See cuddle, sex, sperm, love, hold, bed, girlfriend, boyfriend


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