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WTF everyone it's a damn fruit.
Person: Damnit I love strawberries so frickin' much they're red and have seeds and stuff..
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When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.
“Man, you lo..
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A power nap when you feel like you had 8 hours sleep from a 20 min nap
partied all night had a microwave sleep and went to work
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