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A person that mooches food off of you in the office and doesn't give you any of thier food in return.
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When you give a girl a generous dousing of urine, preferably to the face, after sex. R. Kelly's method of choice.
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A mallometer is an invisible device that measures the amount of time one can spend in a mall. Upon entering a mall, one's mallomete..