Culinary Abortion

What is Culinary Abortion?

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

See abortion, food, gross

Shmank

1. to slap with something bad, esp. a bad grade in school My physics teacher shmanked me with an awful grade on my final exam! My brother..

Horse Rapist

1. im looking in the direction of play*........... This is due to the unfortunate boning of a certain sumone (who is a ledge though a majo..

Dead Pigeon

1. mounting anything that doesn't move "How was last night?" "Like doing the dead pigeon."..

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