Cullen

What is Cullen?


1.

To do something on purpose (not by accident) like you had a specific reason for doing it.

Chris cullen dropped the bar of soap with full intentions of inviting another man to insert himself into his rectal cavity. Afterwards when realizing what he had done by purposely dropping the bar Chris whines “Why is it always me getting screwed”

See gay, fag, queer, homosexual, faggot, anal, cock, stupid, retard, fairy, flamer, idiot, asshole, fuck, shit, poof, fudge packer, butt pirate, cocksucker

2.

An amazing guy that anybody would be lucky to be with. Aside from his amazing looks and awesome athletic hobbying, he will make you feel like you're the only person in his world. You'd be lucky to be with him for even two seconds

Ex.: Man, i wish my boyfriend was more of a Cullen.

See boyfriend, hot, attractive, gentleman, athlete

3.

(n)A fictional character from a teen novel whose fame is ill won.

2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.

See Also; Sparkly Vampire

I want to marry a Cullen!

See cullen, edward, emmett, jasper, cullenism

4.

To be unsucsessful in achieving sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time despite having numerous opportunities to do so.

lad 1) I think I'll take it easy with her you know, maybe wait a little while longer.

lad 2) Mate, don't be such a Cullen.

See frigid, virgin, impotent, player

5.

a sexual position where woman has hands on floor with pelvis and legs on bed, while the man mounds her from behind and rides her hard.

"Ann let me give her a cullen on the third date," Peter explained.

See cullen, cullan

6.

To drive very fast, like the vampire family in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga

The highway was empty last night so I pulled a Cullen (Cullened).

See driving, speeding, twilight saga, edward

7.

To pull out at the brink of intercourse and then ejaculate upon a partners face.

"Awww bro, I gave her a mean Cullen."

See cullen, spooky, ghost, ectoplasm, sexy


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