Cullenoscopy

What is Cullenoscopy?


1.

Act of having twilight bull!@$#$%@#%@#%@$%

shoved up your ass

Girlfriend drags your ass to go see p twilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.

"Cullenoscopy"

Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen

You: wtf?

Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship

You: I'm a loner ass indian?

Her: its Destiny

You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*

You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*

See twilight, cullen, bullshit, meow, the

2.

the method of receiving a butt-chewing from one such person named cullen; and/or when one such person named cullen receives a probe up the butt, (probably for being such a turd), no pun intended. (yeah, right)

didn't you get a cullenoscopy the other day? how are you feeling?

See turd, fart, pain, butt, colon


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