What is Cullifer?
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1. Accomplice of Wilson Budenheimer (Smashley's Drunken alias)
2. Drunken exclamation as someone walks up the stairs in stilettos and manages not to bust their chin open
3. Owner of the DD's car..bc she sure as hell ain't drivin to the party!
4. World's largest consumer of marlboro lights...but only when she drinks
5. The ROTC druggie, gotta <3 her!
6. Folz's stalkee
Ashley is drunk, so she stops half way up the stairs and yells, "CULLIFER!"
I did your boyfriend! I did your boyfriend! ::dances::
Hey Cullifer, I'm watching u from the Dan Allen parking deck...are you scared?!?
Random Words:
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Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.
Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Alt..
