What is Cullman?
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Small town founded by german dude.
One the only places left in the world with a non-alcoholic Octoberfest.
Only teen hang outs are wal-mart parking lot and/or heritage park.
"hey man wanna stop in cullman tonight? it's the only dry county for miles... no wait... more like states!!!"
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Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping
Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparent..