Cult Of Burnination

What is Cult Of Burnination?

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The Cult of Burnination is a religion that follows Trogdor the Burninator, the guardian of the Univarse. They beleive that the Univarse was brought into being by The Great and Powerful Sheet of Lined Notebook Paper and the Almighty Pencil of Creation, which were in turn created by the All-Powerful Eric Weigle. It is said that one day, Trogdorshall come and burninate all, cleansing the Sheet of Lined Notebook Paper so that it may be drawn upon anew.

The Cult of Burnination is a bunch of Homestar Runner-worshipping nerds that hold ritual sacrifices over yonder. Pay them no mind.

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