Culver's

What is Culver's?


1.

Fast food chain which specializes in selling/producing a frozen treat called "frozen custard" which is almost identical to ice cream in every way, sadly, if one were to mistakingly ask for ice cream rather than "frozen custard" the cashier will deny them ice cream or any food whatsoever.

Customer: Yes, may I have one scoop of ice cream on a waffle cone?

Culver's Employee: No. You may not have ICE CREAM. And you may not have any FROZEN CUSTARD either! Now leave before I have u forcibly removed!

Customer: Okay...

See ice cream, fast food, death

2.

More than a burger joint, it's little slice of Heaven-on-Earth right here in Wisconsin, slowly but steadily spreading to regions outside the Upper Midwest. Just give me a ButterBurger, cheese curds, and a frozen custard concrete, and I'll be in paradise!

Parents: Is there anything we can bring you from home?

Student: Yes! Bring me some Culver's! You have no idea what it's been like having to live without it all semester!

See culver's, culver, butter burger, wisconsin


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