Cum Baguette

What is Cum Baguette?


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When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..

B; and...

A; so I had a cum baguette

B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes

A; I like cheez

B; I do not

A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?

B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.

A; I like cheez

B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.

A; I do like a good cum baguette

B; As do I, without the cheez.

A; I like cheez..

A; And cum baguettes

B; I just like cum baguettes

A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite

B; That was a bad spoonerism

A; But I do like a good cum baguette

B; Well I'll see you tomorrow

A; Yeah

B; Cum baguette you later

A; Yeah, right back at you bra

B; So I'll ring you

A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast

B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast

A; Why not?

B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food

A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead

B; That's disgusting

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