Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Qwertzy

1. someone who likes to suck cocks. Oral sex profesionnal. She's a qwertzy ! Man that chick just is the biggest QWERTZY in town ! ..

Yotzsir

1. To say "yo" to a man or woman of great power. "Apologize to the the queen for yotzsiring this instant!" See piefac..

Jossed

1. Named for Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Generally used by fanfiction writers when the shows chose to go i..

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