Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Flooch

1. female gooch - patch of skin between cunt and arsehole "damm, i fucked that bitch so hard i ripped her flooch" See gooch, cu..

Clunge Pit

1. A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a " titty bar&q..

Metro Card

1. 1) Useless cards that bend easily and wreck easily and get lossed easily. But because god hates us this is how New Yorkers are forced to..

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