Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Ass Gasket

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Itdw

1. In The Dream World. Usually used to describe lucid dreams. Ark: Can't shoot people IRL either. Ark: Both that and sex are quite s..

Bananakrieger

1. Translates to "banana warrior," meaning a flamboyantly homosexual person. See that guy in the pink polo? He's a real ban..

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