Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Disarm Zee Dynamite

1. Almost as awesome as "Need Covering Fire" or "Ha, sehr gut!" Solder: Disaem zee dynamite! Engineer: God dammit, ma..

[cup 'o Suck]

1. An insult. Telling someone they should go f#*^k themself. Can be used to turn a person down, when given a hideous pick up line. Why do..

Eakum

1. Eakum, a name of Indian origin, is givin to men of a small stature, known to be bisexual, and very fond of Subway sandwhiches. The Subw..

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