Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Nonsaladimite

1. A person of a certain weight that will not, under any circumstance, consider salad as anything but garnish. nonsaladimite See big bone..

Untetrible

1. When someone is so good at Tetris they can't be beaten by the machine. "Dude he is untetrible" See tetris, untouchable,..

Dink Pit

1. a fat person whose bellybutton can be used as a vagina. Josh is so fat. His dink pit is coming out from under his shirt. See dink, pi..

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