Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Lazying

1. To be lazy. Taking your sweet time doing nothing productive. I've just been lazying around the house on this rainy Sunday afterno..

Kidnorant

1. Kidnorant also kidnorance used to define those ignorant about the workings (or not) of their kidneys. Term coined by survivors of rena..

Douchett

1. A female version of a douchebag. Someone who is no longer a bitch but hasn't yet evolved to a cunt level. douchebag I have known h..

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