Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Mix A Melt

1. Named after a popular Arby's sandwich, a mx-a-melt is a sex act in which you pee on your partner while giving them a titty twister...

Univeg

1. Someone who is a Unitarian and a vegitarian. "Wow, that Sarah is hot shit. I heard she was a Univeg." See unitarian, vegita..

Valved

1. To have it up the arse (roughly). Man 1: Where you been squire? Man 2: Got valved Man 1: Man..... that shits fence Man 2: Not with a..

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