Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Una Chica Fantastica

1. 1. Sexist, preferably against Male Humans. 2. Excessive use of the word "Fuck". 3. Any given chance to TRY to make a Male lo..

Zip-smack

1. The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis. Yo ass-hole if you don't shut th..

Sandy Fahina

1. A sandy vagina. Also known as a man who complains like a woman with a sandy vagina. "That guy was deffinitely a sandy fahina."..

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