Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Assgoblins

1. little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys "Man, those assgoblins got me..

Zary

1. To describe an underdog or unlikely character that achieves an awesome moment. Or to describe the actual moment. Could be used as a noun..

Twat On Head

1. to hit someone over the head, stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing...

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