Cum Balloon

What is Cum Balloon?

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

Frangibility Quotient

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Zephyrhills

1. A town an hour northeast of Tampa, FL. It is the City of Pure Water and the home of Zephyrhills Water Co. Its main population is derived..

Lowell Paterson

1. n.1. a boy ......we think 3. we cant think of 2 v. 1. telling gus and frank to meet him at the pavillion to annouce hes gay 3. disregade..

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