Cum Balloons

What is Cum Balloons?

when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.

Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.

See jizz bomb

The Lillie

1. Fucking an old lady with no lube in her ass, then taking a shit on her chest. Zach did The Lillie on the old redhead lady in the librar..

Assing It Up

1. The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip..

Squenched

1. a word made up by illiterate people to replace the actual word squished. usually used by underpriveleged southerners, or people with dow..

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