Cum Balloons

What is Cum Balloons?

when one fills balloons with the man juice then proceeds to throw them in the air and allow them to break over one's face.

Brian was bored with Jeff's games so he decided to play cum balloons by himself.

See jizz bomb

Optical Rectumitous

1. Shitty outlook on life If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous. See attit..

Queef Catcher

1. An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth. Michael ..

Edmonophobia

1. The phobia of being anywhere near edmon. Anyone within ten miles of edmon will have a tendency to attempt suicide and end their own live..

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