Cum Bandit

What is Cum Bandit?

A Female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. Breasts)

I thought I was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the Cum Bandit getting me to bust on her tits..

See cum, bandit, bust, sleep, hungry

Gifuckinormulous

1. adj. so large as to be incomprehensibly fucking enormous and quite fucking bigger than gigantic The extent of the idiocy of george bush..

Inertially Challenged

1. Politically correct way to say "fat" There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans. See..

Zipper

1. A death trap for your wang. "Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper" See not, cool, it, real..

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