Cum Bandit

What is Cum Bandit?

A Female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. Breasts)

I thought I was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the Cum Bandit getting me to bust on her tits..

See cum, bandit, bust, sleep, hungry

V-bomb Boilermaker

1. 1- 500mg. vicodin crushed up, mixed with a double shot of hennessy, and dropped in a full cup of beer. key: must be downed in one go. w..

Noodles Through A Goose

1. Something moving very fast. Chinese farmers feed a noodle with a string attached to a goose. It passes through the goose non-stop. Then..

Zomedy

1. Zombie movie with a spoof. Shaun of The Dead is a Zomedy See Mike Rotch..

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