What is Cum Beard?
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A large amount of semen on someone's face in the beard growth area. The person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)
Susie proudly displayed her cum beard to the 5 guys that had just cum in and on her mouth.
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To ejaculate on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.
"I was so bored last night I just lay back and gave myself a healthy cum beard"
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An embarassing term for boyfriend
"aww look at my little oogywoogy bear"
See oogy, oogywoogy bear, bear, woogy..
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Occurs when you make it to the bathroom, and sit just in time. Bad case of diarrhea that explodes.
Jim had a bad case of explode-a-poo..
