Cum Blanket

What is Cum Blanket?

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

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Kirstin

1. A girl with blonde hair and very red lipstick. She is essentially perfect. That girl looks like a kirstin See kirstin, blonde, lipstic..

Fuck You In The Mom

1. To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at. Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM! Wow girl, can I fuck..

Queeg

1. An indeterminate term of offense. Apparently connoting the idea of 'n00bishness' combined with being easily 'ownable&apos..

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