Cum Blanket

What is Cum Blanket?

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

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Fucknesia

1. Adj. The condition in which you forget who, where, and how you fucked. (Most common in drunk ass fucks.) "We fucked before??? damn..

Tuckeye

1. When natives think you are being a "tough guy" but can't pronounce it. Hey tuckeye what do you think you're doin an..

Quentzel

1. v. When you're ready to have sex with a girl but are unsure whether to insert your penis into the vagina or the anus. Rather than m..

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