What is Cum Blanket?
1.
towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken
dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket
2.
The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.
Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!
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Medical disorder whereby one gets an erection in an unusual place where one didn't intend. (ex. Math Class)
Primary cause- ejacul..
