What is Cum Blanket?
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towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken
dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket
2.
The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.
Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!
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1. A death that has a heavy dose of hilarity.
2. Death of some jackass that richly deserves it.
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n., Excitement, usually Sexual or romantic, causing a hard onof the pecker and/or clitand nipples, but it may occur with other forms of ..
