Cum Blanket

What is Cum Blanket?

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

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Bog Jew

1. A derogatory term for a person of Scottish decent. Cheaper than a Jew, and lives in or near a bog. Steve looks like a regular Bog Jew ..

Lemmesee

1. A query regarding being allowed to view something currently hidden. As in "Hey c'mon Honey, lemmesee that little pink number ..

Ride The Wild Bologna Pony

1. what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to. Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna ..

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