Cum Blanket

What is Cum Blanket?

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

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Zesty Italian

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Firehog

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Hood Tea

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