Cum Canvas

What is Cum Canvas?


1.

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.

My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

See whacking off, beat your meat, blue balls

2.

A person who is the recipient of a cum shot.

When he had finished banging her, he turned her face into a cum canvas.

See cum shot, cum, facial, slut, whore, ex, ex-girlfriend

3.

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.

My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

See whacking off, beat your meat, blue balls


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