Cum Canvas

What is Cum Canvas?

1.

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued pages.

My cockteasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

See whacking off, beat your meat, blue balls

2.

A person who is the recipient of a cum shot.

When he had finished banging her, he turned her face into a cum canvas.

See cum shot, cum, facial, slut, whore, ex, ex-girlfriend

3.

A jack-off magazine full of naked broads that a sexually frustrated male uses to jerk-off onto since he can’t spread his seed, resulting in cum stained canvas and glued the pages together.

My cock teasing girlfriend left me with blue balls last night, so I pulled out my favorite magazine of cum canvases and jerk-off a huge load all over some broad’s tits.

See whacking off, beat your meat, blue balls

69

Random Words:

Stabby Rip Stab Stab

1. A term used to mock an emokid. It is often spoken in jest with wild flailing motions of your right hand across your left wrist to symbo..

Mike Dunleavy

1. A former, Duke/ NCAA hottie, J.J. Redick's predecessor, one of the three leaders of the Golden State Warriors. Eldest son of Mike D..

The Warehouse

1. A New Zealand chain store, somewhat of an icon. Also known as the 'Red Shed' The catch-phrase is "Where everyone gets a ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free