Cum Cork

What is Cum Cork?

Dried plug of semen blocking proper urethral flow. Usually created if a man doesn't urinate after sex. Extremely painful, but temporary.

"I thought I had kidney stones for a sec there...turns out it was just a cum cork."

or

"That cum cork came flying out and landed on Jack's toothbrush."

See semen, come, plug, cork, urethra

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