Cum Cruncher

What is Cum Cruncher?

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

See ass, muncher, cleaner, cum, sex

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