Cum Cruncher

What is Cum Cruncher?


1.

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

See ass, muncher, cleaner, cum, sex


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