What is Cum Cruncher?
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One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.
I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.
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A terrible event where a person gets so drunk, usually from stealing Joel's vodka, then decide it is a good idea to start emptying ..