What is Cum Fu?
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1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.
Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!
Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.
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A person or thing of very low quality.
That is one shitty ass band!
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Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds
Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.
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A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the ide..
