Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Muftard

1. Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare. &..

Y.m.c.a.

1. Basically it is an apartment where many drug abusers and ex-convicts stay to sleep and abuse drugs. Some of these people pay rent, while..

Autofuck

1. when your dick is so numb from fucking all night your pelvis is thrusting in a repetitive motion from habit Jenny: OOOOOh yeeeaaah! uh!..

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