Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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W00fles Of D0om

1. An internet phrase that was used wildly for about a month, and was almost never used again. 7. Use The W00FLES 0F D0om to slap your mom..

Kazaa It

1. To look for any file on the Internet. Often used much like IMDB to resolve disputes. Guy 1: There is more than one acoustic version of ..

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