Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?


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1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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