Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Cadaffle

1. To take something that does not belong to you in a sneaky manner. I noticed that a guy that was going into the court house didnt lock h..

Queef Monger

1. A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef" Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger" See pussy, fart, vag..

Rotflmaoolwalahcof

1. rolling on the floor, laughing my @$$ off, out loud while acting like a headless chicken, on fire personA- your mum suckles pigs perso..

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