Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Peachfish

1. A slang term for a woman's genitalia, specifically when aroused. This is seen in Tom Robbins Still Life With Woodpecker (Bantam, 19..

Disclarity

1. Lack of clarity in any given situation There was a degree of disclarity around jonathan's early sexual preferences See clarity, s..

Mowing My Lawn

1. to attempt to pick up someone else's girlfriend / interest. Hey James, look at that guy, he's mowing my lawn. 2. It means b..

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