Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Oxygen Stealer

1. Closely related to the Fuckwit family, a person who is a complete waste of O2 and would do the world a favour by not breathing it. Usual..

Umratic

1. Of or pertaining to umrats - an advanced form of weblife. Umrats can be found within ukdia.radio.archers, a newsgroup for those who migh..

Quaj

1. when a girl gets cum on her mouth and licks it off also can mean penis his quaj gave me quaj 1. when a girl gets cum on her mouth and..

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