Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Rrt

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Ass Contractions

1. when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock. after eating..

Hairo

1. Hairo is a person usually in their teens or early adult years pre marriage, who is 1. extremely hairy 2. extremely randy 3. extremel..

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