What is Cum Fu?
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1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.
Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!
Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.
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the act of an inconsiderate masterbater where he cums directly on the magazine
Damn it billy your magblasting all my playboys again.
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is a euphemism for bathroom/WC.
She got up from the chair and whispered:
- I need to go to the little girl's room.
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