Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Anti-birthday

1. A day that occurs near your birthday (usually within 3 or 4 days of it) that really sucks ass for no good reason. Some believe it is me..

Knockfist

1. To fist a woman while Knockin da boots. Dude, she loves it when I knockfist her in the johnny. See Dante..

Queer Stick

1. usually a large stick intended for bashing multiple queers at the same time "oh my fucking god here come brian melnon with that fu..

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