Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Urbans

1. A slang term used to shorten the name of the store Urban Outfitters "Hey where'd you get that tee shirt?" "Urbans&..

Funkdafied

1. REALLY messed up. Some bitch rear ended me last night and funkdafied my ride. See bell..

Zomer

1. zomer; zoo-murr a totally awesome girl who digs music and is totally intelligent. she knows where she stands and she knows who she is. l..

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