Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Impexive

1. incredible but yet perplexing (for some reason there is an "n" instead of an "m"-pretty cool hu?) "bob is very..

Engorgio

1. The spell Professor Moody uses to enlarge himself. He learned this from Dumbledore who is inevitably, gay. "Engorgio!" "..

Pazel

1. used to express farewell As Fosh was leaving the party he threw up a sideways peace sign and shouted "pazel!" See later, bye..

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