Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Farck

1. Alternate spelling of fark which itself is an alternate spelling of fuck as to be used in polite company as an expletive. Possibly deri..

J-lube

1. A lubricant used to assist in medical and obestric prodecures involving farm animals, comes in a powdered form. Water can be added to ma..

Red Envelope

1. Red envelopes are often presented at social and family gatherings such as Chinese weddings or on holidays such as Chinese New Year. The ..

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