Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Juiceless

1. 1. Not having enough juice. 2. Powerless 3. Something you say to someone that just died in a game. Wow you died already? Juiceless. ..

Perplexic

1. An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear. Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet. See Mung..

Flaggit

1. Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see. The Flagg..

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