Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Fuguley

1. A totally ugly person, place or thing. Freaken-ugly Fug ley WOW that person is fuguley.....

Zipper Blasting

1. An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes rema..

Gitfo

1. Spoken word form of GTFO, or "Get the fuck out!" or "Go the fuck on". Denis: Dude, Where you been? Tim: I was just..

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