Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Tttf

1. Too teen to fuck. A Girl who is too young to have sex and still try to get some. Wow, This teen is tttf. Good luck to her. 2. To Tire..

Urban Dick'tionary-ed

1. (dik-shun-a-ree-d) v. Urban Dictionary renamed. This term is used when the editors of the Urban Dictionary "dick you" by not ..

Lefty's Catcher's Mitt

1. something you think is real, when actually it isnt phoniness, net, jargon, used in net jargon basically a lefty's catcher's..

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