Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Q-tip

1. A little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. Useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can't reach little jo..

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