Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Hoodstitute

1. A down ass bitch who sells her body on select corners in the hood. Dawg, did you see that hoodstitute on the corner, she's been be..

Colontapps

1. a sexual predator :o Dude, this ColonTapps keeps following me to the bathroom ._. See colontapps, colon, sexual, secks, predator..

Zom-zom

1. From a Gary Numan song, a fictitious restaurant. Come to zom-zom's a place to eat like it was built in one day. 2. A crudely for..

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