Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Snowploughed

1. The process whereby one's own plans are shunted aside to make way for what someone else wants to do. The offender's act(s) ca..

Sparta'd

1. When someone gets kicked so hard they fall down in a fight, much like the way King Leonidas kicks the persian messenger into the pit of ..

Goddess Worship

1. One who partakes in the worship of pagan ancient goddess. From Greek, Roman,Egyptian,Norse, Celtic etc. Aly loved to woship Bast, the ..

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