Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Mandler

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T-blump

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Dominace

1. Winning a game. In volleyball when your team serves and nobody on the other touches it or only one person touches it but misses the ball..

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