What is Cum Fu?
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1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.
Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!
Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.
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a nickname for someone who masturbates all the time.
I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to..
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When sexual acts between the male and female occur and the male inserts both testicles and shaft into the female anus and finishes biz
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