What is Cum Fu?
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1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.
Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!
Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.
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an announcement made when you realize that you've said something wrong.
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Nasty crap in the gutter stuff, oil, tar, chippings etc.
'He decked off his bike and got a face full of road smegma.'
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A gay man subtly observing another gay man who doesn't know he's been seen.
I saw him in my queer view as I walked by.
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