Cum Fu

What is Cum Fu?

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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Ass Concrete

1. The mark left on the bowl of the toilet once you've taken a huge dump "Holy shit... Dude, clean the bowl... you left some epi..

Zeeebra

1. the only correct spelling for awkward stories pertaining to zebra penis sightings at the zoo. "i thought, what's wrong with t..

Milgin

1. {noun} The wrinkles you get when you are underwater for extended periods of time. I need to get out of this pool.. I'm getting mil..

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