Cum Gems

What is Cum Gems?

Little crusty pieces of semen left behind after coitus.

Often found in crevasses of the human body, in particular the vagina and the ears (after a mis-placed pearl necklace).

I was picking little Crosby cum gems out of my ears for hours after Sidney Crosby exploded his man-fat onto my face.

See sidney, crosby, sex, blowjob, vagina

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