What is Cum Gems?
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Little crusty pieces of semen left behind after coitus.
Often found in crevasses of the human body, in particular the vagina and the ears (after a mis-placed pearl necklace).
I was picking little Crosby cum gems out of my ears for hours after Sidney Crosby exploded his man-fat onto my face.
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Scots term for whoremaster
"You're such a hoormaster, min"..
