Cum Glove

What is Cum Glove?

When you get semen all over your hands after ejaculating on them, leaving a sticky glove-like casing on your hand and requiring cleanup.

I didn't have anywhere to blow my load, so I shot it into my free hand. I need to wash my cum glove off.

See jizz, cum, semen, load, wad, balls

What your hand turns into after you ejaculate semen into it.

"I couldn't find anyplace to shoot my load, so I ejaculated into my hand. Now I need to wash off my cum glove."

See cum, semen, glove, sperm, jack, off, beat off, spank, goo, load

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