Cum Goggles Edit Meaning

1.

When a girl uses standard laboratory goggles with the front part cut out to just have the outer rim of the goggles left. This is so someone can give a facial to the cum goggles wearer and have their eyes covered in sperm.

Man did you see that bukkake? That girls' eyes are drowning because of those cum goggles.

See cum, goggles, porn, facial, bukkake

2.

Oversized stylish sunglasses worn by girls that could double for chem-lab safety glasses. Often looked upon as rockstarapparel.

See the cum goggles on that one? (speaking about a fashion-oriented woman walking by)

See sunglasses, chemistry, rockstar, fashion

3.

When you do a facial to a girl while she's wearing glasses.

Dude, I jizzed all over her face while she was wearing her cum goggles!

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4.

1. A slang term for over-sized fake eyelashes worn by some women. Named because of their uncanny ability to catch ejaculated semen that would normally get in the eyes.

Tanya: So how did it go last night?

Janet: All I can say is it was a good thing I was wearing my cum goggles or I would have had a hell of time driving home.

See semen, ejaculate, facial, whore, slut

5.

1. Ejaculation on someone's face that resembles glasses, googles, or "racoon eyes"

2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes

1. I gave my girlfriend cum goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.

2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...

See cum, glasses, ejaculation, pearl necklace