What is Cum Gremlin?
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Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.
The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!
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drinkin a brew while takin a poo!
Dude 1: I really wanna get drunk but I have to take a fat shit...
Dude 2: Brew n poo!
See brew, poo..
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A few days after a junkie kicks heroin, all the crap stored up in his colon rushes out in a hard bolus, which rips his asshole open as i..
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Being seen in Public with a fat (BBW)middle-aged woman and assumed to be having sex with her
Looks like Steve will be trampoline doggin..
