Cum Gremlin

What is Cum Gremlin?


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Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

See cum, sperm, semen, gremlins, wet, water, shower, sticky, mess, clumpy, stringy, published


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