Cum Gremlin

What is Cum Gremlin?


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Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

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