What is Cum Guzziling Port-a-whore?


1.

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

See ass, bitch, cunt, oral, dog


100

Random Words:

1. A Pokemon from the latest pokemon games, "PokeMon Ruby/Sapphire". He is a first-choice pokemon you get at the beginning, or ag..
1. a sarcastic term used to imply that the subject (primarily male, but may be used with females) at one time had semen present in his/her ..
1. A jock who is also an ass. Captain of the ______ team, AND a manwhore? What a jockass! See jock, ass, captain, manwhore, society..