What is Cum Guzziling Port-a-whore?


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a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

See ass, bitch, cunt, oral, dog


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