What is Cum Guzziling Port-a-whore?


1.

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

See ass, bitch, cunt, oral, dog


100

Random Words:

1. A Phrase that means after a hard sex session, the lady genitals look like a ripped out fireplace Carol Smilie..
1. The instance in which your heart feels a wobbling sensation to an extent of a jiggle "Dude,my heart jiggled so hard after that rid..