Cum Guzziling Port-a-whore

What is Cum Guzziling Port-a-whore?

1.

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

See ass, bitch, cunt, oral, dog

100

Random Words:

Uvula

1. The dangly thingi in the back of your mouth, needed for ulalating, or vibrating your words. I cut off my uvula and sewed it where my pe..

Circle Your House

1. 1. Online threat/request referring to the practice of outlining one's residence on a Google map and uploading the picture as to pin..

Fuck Pig

1. Someone who will fuck anything, anywhere, anytime. While advising mates in the pub etc... "Stay away from Sue she's a comple..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free