What is Cum Guzziling Port-a-whore?


1.

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

See ass, bitch, cunt, oral, dog


100

Random Words:

1. A mexican wankster. Wankster; a wannabe gangster. That guy ain't nuttin but a mankster. See wankster, mexican, gangster, rolando..
1. 1) "W00tx0r" Spelled while talking to multiple people, and trying to listen to the soviet national hymn. 2) Phrase of defianc..
1. (adj.) overly tired to the point of being silly or giddy We got so überstoopid last night. We were drinking coffee all night & laug..