What is Cum Humphrey?
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The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)
Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.
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Effect of ubiliquity of internet video postings upon politics and society, especially the increased need for vigilence by public speaker..
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an insult to people with milfs ha ha ha
dean i had yo mama in bed last night
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