What is Cum Humphrey?
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The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)
Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.
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When you take a piss in a girl's mouth and while she gargles you jerk off in her mouth.
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A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.
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