Cum Humphrey

What is Cum Humphrey?


1.

The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)

Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.

See cum, humphrey, jizz, blow, horse, semen, dick, erupt, suck, blowjob, oral, spatter, turd, force, forceful, bubble, bubbles, gargle, gargling


8

Random Words:

1. Javanese for Java on IRC Java: I R Teh Jahvah `-` See Taco..
1. a hot piece of arabian ass. also a forty year old virgin becuz she is scared of penis, is known to make men ejaculate prematurely all ov..
1. Feeling happy in your pants. So happy you can't even type properly. =D 1. My boyfriend makes me hapyp ;] 2. I just finished watc..