What is Cum Martini?
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swimmers in a vermouth-coated martini glass, the preferred cocktail of cocky cockmongers
Winston Churchill was known for his affinity for dry cum martini, which he made by affixing pornography (Shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he ejaculated. Some say he just liked cumming into a martini glass.
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