Cum Mcflurry

What is Cum Mcflurry?


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While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.

Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!

Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit

See sex, kids, cum, mcdonalds, hott, ass

2.

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.

Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!

Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit

See cum, mcflurry, sex, kids, bigmac

3.

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.

Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!

Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit

See cum, mcdonalds, sex, kids


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