What is Cum Monday?
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The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves
DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."
DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"
DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"
DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."
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Random Words:
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Retard. see also window licker and sped
The kids on the short bus are napkin eaters
See reger..
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Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to you..
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The act of farting in a girls vagina during a time of passion.
"I filled her up", "I got pink eye from hungarian gas bag..
