Cum Monday

What is Cum Monday?

The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves

DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."

DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"

DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"

DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."

See lent, christianity, jesus, easter, jacken

[boftt]

1. Stands for: Belly Out Farther Than Tits When looking at a girl from the side, her belly sticks out farther than her tits. Yo, that bof..

Appropriate

1. HAWT...as in off the hook bodacious, utterly bootylicious. A frickin walking hardon. Like... oh my god, i think i wet myself, because ..

Tuqbah

1. it means Ass in shehhi. Al-Shehhi, is a tribe who lives in RAK, Ras Al-Khaimah. I'm gonna fuck your tuqbah See me..

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