What is Cum Monday?
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The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves
DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."
DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"
DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"
DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."
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Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick ..
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When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a croquet mallet..
