What is Cum Monday?
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The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves
DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."
DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"
DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"
DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."
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Random Words:
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a fetish which involves having sex with any form of baked goods or pastry
She's really into yeastiality...
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A person who worships him or her self.
In etymology, it is broken down like this:
Prefix - auto - self
Suffix - latrist - to worship
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