Cum Monday

What is Cum Monday?

The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves

DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."

DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"

DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"

DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."

See lent, christianity, jesus, easter, jacken

Nutbanger

1. A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Brya..

Dukas

1. A idiot that promises something if you do something for them first and then backs out (They never intended to do it in the first place) ..

Oh Bee Jizzle Snaps

1. a funnier version of the word omg! oh bee jizzle snaps thats pimp yo! See jizzle, snap, omg, snaps, jizz..

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