Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

'the Simpsons' Generation

1. Those who grew up during the 80's and 90's, who are particularly familiar with the cultural phenomenon that is The Simpsons. F..

Lan Urchin

1. A child who has grown up wandering from one LAN party to another, very familiar with computer games, LAN connections, and energy drinks...

Oo Ish!

1. A sound of disgust, usually used when you don't want your child to touch something. "Oo Ish! Don't touch those pennies, ..

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