Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Extreme Heels

1. Women's high heel shoes, usually at least 5 inches tall, which appeal to shoe fetishes and inspire a desire for "shoe sex"..

W0nd

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

Zorro

1. Defender of the working class Look there is a Zorro, defending us working classes against the bezza's of the world!! Hooray we ar..

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