Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Hatian Blackout

1. when one man goes up to another "sleeping" man and places each of his testicles on each one of the other man's eyes. Jac..

Denooyer

1. a shallow and arrogant person. may also be involved in car sales or found on the golf course. That guy is a total denooyer. See matt..

Vagymna

1. A gym with only female members. E.g. Shapes or Fernwood Georgina went to the gym looking for a boyfriend. Turns out it was a vagymna. ..

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