Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Yanking It

1. Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon. Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink. See ..

Knoll

1. An individual who seeks to discredit another only to ended up looking like a complete loser. That stupid knoll will get their just dese..

Organismalism

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