Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Kitbag

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Vegilante

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Okeydoe

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