Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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1. The feeling of anything good, when "Amazing" just doesn't cut it.. when "Perfect" is not even close!! Person 1..

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