Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Quiet Piss

1. NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss) when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (us..

Dookie Braids

1. dookie braids: braids from the head that are large and hang freely or the individual braids (note there are multiple braids invloved wit..

Radii

1. Yellow, like eggs or plantain. See Kevin 1. Yellow, like eggs or plantain. See Kevin..

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