Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Zaftig

1. Deliciously plump, or carrying your extra weight very well. Me- all the guys dig my big hips, my succulent boobs and my juicy Avalanche..

Zero Drag

1. highly motivated employee who has few personal responsibilities and so can work long hours, travel frequently, or be called in to work w..

Url

1. Uniform Resource Locator, or basically the adress for those of you n00bs as in google is a fucking URL 2. An acronym for the term ..

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