Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Geekster

1. a playful, mischievous rascal often of small stature That little geekster put a cherry bomb in my juice box! See scamp, rascal, weasel..

Half-burnt Hotdog Bun

1. To have anal sex with a girl while spanking one side of her ass untill it bruises and turns black, making it look like a half-burnt hotd..

Pitch Slap

1. When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 200..

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