Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Ibortion

1. the deletion of songs from your iPod Fuck, man. I want more songs on my iPod, so I had to perform an iBortion on some of my shitty ones..

Kelsey Steele

1. A girl who is the bomb at being a sweetie, and loving all the peeps she knows. Knows for meeting the guys and putting them in bed. Jake..

Adece

1. To have done or be consitant with extremely desirable quality; Superlative of Dece. Can be used in daily conversation as well as stand ..

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