Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

G Pack

1. Slang term denoting 50 half gram vials of cut heroin, worth $1000 wholesale, or ~$20 each depending on purity and market demands. When ..

Yourg

1. Someone who is just undeniably awesome!!!! Dude, you are such a yourg!!!! See yourg, john, johny, jonnie..

Moustache Ride

1. One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act. Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?" Person 2: &qu..

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