Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

W00txors

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..

Unscented

1. Without a scent or odor, no added scents (esp. personal products), having a natural scent or odor, not artificially scented; does not co..

Pegged Jeans

1. Pegged jeans are jeans taken in until they are excessively tapered. Done right, it's just possible to get one's foot through t..

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