Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Nigerian Barges

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Faje

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Danktastic

1. a)The superlative of dank b) dank to the max Dude Im so Baked; Clare's weed is DANKTASTIC!! See dank, weed, pot, dope, mary jane..

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