Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Tontotomato

1. A beautiful girl who dresses up as big ugly red tomatoes in school plays. Student A: Who's that hot chick dressed up as a Tontotom..

O Hens

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Zatort

1. pulverize, pummel After I zatort him, he'll have plenty of bruises and a couple black eyes. See bob 2. the act of viciously bea..

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