Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Undertake

1. To overtake a vehicle on the wrong side. Dangerous, and illegal in many countries, especially Germany where Autobahn (motorway/freeway) ..

Omnipreside

1. To be omnipresent. To be present in all places at all times. The rules say we can only post on one thread at a time, but if we can&apo..

Idelosis

1. The disease referring to be lazy. 1.David has been recently diagnosed with idelosis. See idelosis, metal, music, lazy, poop, fuck..

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