Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Quite The

1. Used before an adjective or descriptive noun to add to it's effect. Wow, that kid Phil is quite the homo. See quite the, escargot..

Onedownmanship

1. (wun-doun'-man-ship') noun. The practice of outdoing an opponent in a negative way; performing less well than an inferior play..

8th Graders

1. Very annoying kids, almost as bad as sixth graders. Really immature, and have no sense of style whats so ever. They think "emo"..

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