Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Islander Itch

1. Communicable disease transmited via certain excited reproductive organs. Native to Ward Island in Corpus Christi(see also Krooked Krist..

Optic-rectumitis

1. A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life. ..

Lord Moodington

1. Usually to describe an Ocky that is most disgruntled - like one of the moody old blokes in the Muppet Show He is a Major Lord Moodingto..

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