Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Cup Of Cake

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Kracky

1. n. The coolest motherfucker around. adj. Incredibly cool and kick-ass. 1. Kracky is the shiznit. 2. That was pretty kracky when those..

Italian X-ray

1. When a woman is silhouetted by light behind her making her clothing see-through and exposing her assets to the world. At my bar, when a..

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