Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

W.m.d.

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..

Lawlerskates

1. Combination of "lawl" and rollerskates. Used when you think something is uber funny. Timmy just fell down the stairs, lawlers..

Oem

1. Original Equipment Manufacturer. OEM software is what you get "bundled in" free when you buy a computer. It might include Win..

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