Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Varkmoer

1. Literally: pig-cunt. Extremely derogatory term used in insults in various ways and means. Loop skuit varkmoer: Go take a shit pig-cunt..

Gumposourous

1. person who walks messy,or acts uncoordinated like. alec charles duffiney is a gumposourous. See gump, gumpy, messy..

Kadaggle

1. The frantic hand motions and clattering sounds produced when one makes an unsuccessful attempt to retrieve a falling object. The hi..

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