Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Dealia

1. 1. Some one with a fetus attatched to their head 2. a name originating from the Celtic word, 'Dalubious' meaning "gives ..

Patakitty

1. the completely inept Governor of New York State, George Pataki Why doesn't Patakitty let the assembly balance the damn budget? He..

10-second-tom

1. the art of letting your man juice within 10 seconds after making out. The girl made the boy cream his pants. (10-second-tom) See cum, ..

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