Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Zech

1. life, energy, beans, zest, youthfulness, happy. "you have zech" would be a way to use this word. See sloth, tired, asleep, b..

Otter's Pocket

1. Something very, very wet. She's wetter than an otter's pocket. See otter, otters, wet..

Hank Williams

1. One of America's finest musicians and the greatest musician of country music. A fan of blues, gospel, folk, and bluegrass, he took ..

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