Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Shatnav

1. How accurate one's aim is whilst on the shitter. Shatnavs do not work well in public toilets. If you see skidmarks down the side o..

Slarky

1. Derogatory word for a mixed person of African and Asian decent. "Slant Eyed Darky" Damn Tiger Woods and his slarky ass..

Lorse

1. Code-name for a loser in situations when you don't want them to know you called them a loser. Gabe is such a lorse . See loser, i..

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