Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Tim Nelms

1. One who has both masculine and feminine features, yet is still seen as attractive by one or more sex. Perfect rack. Perfect balls. Pe..

W.a.r.d.

1. acronym for What A Rick Day Jack: this day is so beautiful Christian: I will declare it a rick day Connor: W.A.R.D. See ward, rick, ..

Back Da Bootieh

1. Words to a song which is sung to a woman with a large rear end. Back Da Bootieh, Back Back Da Bootiehhh! See Jet Wildarm..

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