Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Martyrnoob

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Yukon

1. A large, but unresponsive clitoris; a FRIGID RIDGE; an antonym for ICON. No matter how vigorously she yanked the YUKON, Nan's ho..

Queetsie

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