Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Fanny Biscuit

1. Much like the word fanny bandit which refers to people taking it up the ass, or giving it to some one up the ass in a homosexual way, a ..

Sprattah

1. Sprattah (Noun): A small desert island off the coast of Scotland. No one understands why it is a desert and has a temperature of 200 deg..

Zogdog

1. A subsitution for quantitative or qualitative amount, usually unknown. Today was totally zogdog I have zogdog dollars..

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