Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Lardie

1. An obese individual of either sex. A Lardarse, Fattie, bloatmiester, porkbeast, chubbster, Whoah, look at that lardie. Did you get l..

W00t Pwned

1. w00t pwned: an expression used when a person has been pwned infront of an audience or a few people. Usually humiliating "Oh man di..

Tgft

1. Thank God For That TGFT! Someone finally put it in the Urban Dictionary. Phew! Now we can all sleep safe tonight!!! See tgft, thank, g..

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