Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Bedroom Gangster

1. A gangster who know what to do when it comes down to him/her in the in bed. Damn! Did you here about lloyd banks fucking Olivia, he&apo..

Dwieth

1. A Pleasing word used to describe whatever you want. In any situation, at anytime. Also, a very good name for your new-born dream childre..

Quagliotto

1. 1) A sexually desireable Italian. 2) Decendent from the Italian God Quags, patron of Jack. 3) A boozehound. 4) An all around natural ..

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