Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Vaginatosis

1. Nasty smelling twat. Malodorous presence in the pussy. Dude, that bitch Marlenda has a bad case of vaginatosis See stinky, pussy, twat..

Zwei

1. The German word for two. Hey, I can count in German: eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf... See german, eins, swiss 2. The verbal word of t..

Bar-sexual

1. Any inane girl/guy (mainly girls) who think that pashing their best friend/another chick in a pub/club in order to give the impression t..

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