Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Awesomeage

1. When a certain situation or event has reached a level of awesome for it to be regarded as 'Awesomeage'! Dude! This party is o..

Olskool

1. cocaine or more-often crack. this term is used when two crack-heads are one the phone or in the presence of some authority figure,ie. pe..

W00t B33r

1. intense feeling, most common in men, when one see a friend with the precious golden liquid - w00t b33r! gimme one! - fo' shizzle ..

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