Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Kipper Kite

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Perma-noob

1. A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes. See Secret Azure. "Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing ca..

Pantepurt

1. (n) a necklace with a ring on it. In Peter Jackson's LOTR, Frodo has a pantepurt for the one ring. See flah..

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