Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Man's Ass

1. Slang term that Anthony uses out of randomness. Guy: Dude, so I was walking down the street and I saw this... Anthony: Dude! Man'..

Garmicate

1. To abscond the rectal thermometers of a higher deity. In the process of garmicating, Johnny forgot that it makes Zeus angry. And then,..

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1. A Car fitted with a FAR superior engine to a cossie passionford RULEZ OK..

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