Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Raylan

1. Fag with an abnormally small penis. Homo beyond the imagination. loves getting fcked up the ass. always fantasize dick to dick intercour..

Yarmulgraph

1. celebrity autographed yarmulke is the definition of yarmulgraph (and now part of a museum exhibit: please Google it, see Evening Magazin..

Lasktop

1. A laptop that is so large or heavy, it is basically a laptop. "The Dell XPS laptops are definitely lasktops, they're so frigg..

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