Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

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Dlk

1. 1.DLK is a pretty much any kid from Littleton MA. DLK stands for Dirty Littleton Kids. 2.Its a graffity symbol that is seen in many pla..

Lindsay Eye

1. where one eye half closes as you turn your head, often unknown by eye's owner. Is humorous. "Christ, look at that lassie, she..

1. A brand of flavored vodkas. Though the line includes UV Green (Apple), UV Red (Cherry), UV Ivory (Vanilla), and UV Orange (Orange), the ..

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