Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

Obviously Blind

1. An adjective describing someone who, it is plain to see, can't see. Sometimes hard to distinguish between this, and a moron Note: ..

Zombie Hendrix

1. The legendary guitarist and singer Jimi Hendrix revived in zombie form. Can also be used as part of an exclamation. Sweet Zombie Hendri..

W.b.a.m.f.

1. Wannabe Bad Ass Mother Fucker. He's a real W.B.A.M.F. See wannabe, poser..

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