Cum Muffler

What is Cum Muffler?

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

W.w.n.d

1. What Would Nirvana Do? The number one rule rock band Puddle of Mudd follows. Before putting together an album, rock band Puddle of Mud..

Shit Slinger

1. The cause of a vehicle slinging shit or similar alternatives on farms or in other places were theres loads of shit. That fucking Billy ..

Organic Growth

1. Idiotic marketing term that means nothing. This is what companies do when they are desperate, use smoke and mirrors and stupid terms li..

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