Cum Musket

What is Cum Musket?

Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.

She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.

See meat whistle, dong, wang

2 Much Cut

1. jacking off to the point where you chaff your dick open Yo, i can't go back to you porn i got another 2 much cut Dude i got fin..

Dirty Little Secret

1. A kick butt forum about the show Instant Star. Also called DLS. located at perfect-illusions/is it has often been studied that once yo..

Mytoplycosia

1. eating to much fiber and your shit gets so big and wide it stretches your asshole. man i had the worst case of mytoplycosia today! See..

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