Cum Rag

What is Cum Rag?


1.

Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.

I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.

See cum, rag, kleenex, cock, dick

2.

someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating

Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night!

John - thats awesome!

See cunt, cunty, cuntlips, cunt hole, c-bomb

3.

A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.

The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!

See cum, sex, cock, semen, jizz, rag, towel, panties, dick, lulz

4.

A worthless person. A person that deserves no respect.

A girl that everyone gets to fuck. An easy lay.

Paola is such a fucking CUM RAG, she just sits around doing nothing all day long, what worthless piece of shit!

Carol is such a CUM RAG, the whole town has gotten a piece of her.

See loser, poser, ho, bitch, slut

5.

1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.

1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!

6.

A Rag used constantly to clean up Cum after beating off a Penis

Tim used his Cum Rag to clean up his jizz after accidently dripping some on the table.

See cum, dick, rag, rags


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