Cum Shield

What is Cum Shield?


1.

A large pair of sunglasses. Built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie Paris hilton

"Adrianne's cum shield deflected Tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away."

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2.

An impervious bit of cloth, held over a young girl's pussy after cumming in it, to increase her chance of becoming pregnant.

When grandpa had cum over and over again in his little granddaughter, he put a pillow under her hips and a cum shield over her cunt--she was just having her period, so her parents wanted her to have a good chance of having his baby.

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