Cum Shorts

What is Cum Shorts?

A "special" pair of shorts that often reside under the bed used to mop up after jerking off. There are also cum socks, cum tees and blow rags.

We were helping him move house, when we lifted up the bed we found his skanky cum shorts.

See come, cum socks

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