What is Cum Snake?
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The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.
Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?
Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.
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