Cum Soccer

What is Cum Soccer?

The act of trying to get the cum into the drain after masturbating in the shower.

I did'nt want my girlfriend to know I was jacking off, so I played cum soccer in the shower until the evidence was gone.

See masturbation, cum

Laxitive

1. a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey moron 1: i took a laxitive last night moron 2: i bet you shit li..

Shitface Drunk

1. When you are drunk off you ass and what not! Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!..

Ombfc

1. A term used for Rockband/Guitar Hero OMBFC=One Man Band Full Combo Requires one personto play all four parts,bass,drums,guitar,and v..

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