Cum Sponge

What is Cum Sponge?


1.

A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.

"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"

2.

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing

The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.

See cum, sponge, beard, goatee, semen

3.

A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.

"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"

"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."

See cum, sex, sponge, vagina

4.

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

See pylick

5.

one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid

hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!

See cum, sponge, slut, stds

6.

A bitch that will dowse herself in a mans goo.

She licked it all up . That bitch is A cum sponge !

See cum, sponge, sperm, suck, whore, pig

7.

1) a girl who likes to get screwed but will except no cash like a hooker

2) a person who spews stupid shit out of ther mouth

1) man dude i cant beleave you aet that girl everyone has been in that cumsonge

2) dude shut your cum sponge you make no sence

See cumsponge, cumstain, twatwaffle


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