Cum Stalagtite

What is Cum Stalagtite?

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

Purplular

1. 1.) Homosexual. 2.) The upchucked slime of infants. 1.) He's purplular alright. 2.) Oh God dude, look at all of little jimmy&a..

Urban Suctionary

1. Sarcastic slang for the Urban Dictionary, an online dictionary proporting to offer definitions of urban language, which dictionary is ha..

Jobby Job

1. Being forced to get a job at an workplace you really do not want to work at. Usually by a parent. Travis! Get your ass up off the couch..

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