Cum Stalagtite

What is Cum Stalagtite?

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

Loaf Pinching

1. Verb: To shit "HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!" "He really needs to go loaf pinching" See pinch, shit, loaf, turd, oprah..

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Duct Tape Innovation

1. A job done in a particularly horrible manner... Like if the door is cracked in half, someone just duct tapes it. Or it could mean someth..

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