Cum Stalagtite

What is Cum Stalagtite?

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

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1. (adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing The Old Junk Shop almo..

Objectosexual

1. Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals..

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1. One who uses their fist to sexually penetrate another. See lice..

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