Cum Stalagtite

What is Cum Stalagtite?

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

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