Cum Stalagtite

What is Cum Stalagtite?

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

A Lean

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Chewy Chewy Chewballs

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Riggers

1. Shorthand for rigor mortis. Riggers passed, so it's over 24 hours since the TOD. See death, rigor mortis, stiff, corpse, dead, If..

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