Cum Stalagtite

What is Cum Stalagtite?

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

A Goodwin

1. The act of failing miserably at a chosen job/task/profession but still being paid handsomely. Ie. Sir Fred Goodwin from RBS Yeah Matt t..

Asbn

1. a person who is an antisocial bitch nigger Bob said LBJ was an asbn. See antisocial, bitch, nigger, pearl..

Porkdog

1. an overweight girl, often one who seeks the attention of those out of her league lots of porkdogs here, let's leave See chubster,..

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