Cum Stalagtite

What is Cum Stalagtite?

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

I_337

1. An extremely geeky way of saying someone is very good at something. shortened version of elite. mostly used by gamers. someone who is I_..

Poop Job

1. when a girl forces a guy to poop in her mouth, then demands to give the guy head with her poop-filled mouth. normal men will object, but..

Zoogasm

1. Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit. Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave..

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