Cum Stalagtite

What is Cum Stalagtite?

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

Kindlepooping

1. n. the act of taking a dump while reading an Amazon Kindle, electronic book (AKA: getting your turd on with your nerd on_ (Noticing gi..

[bong Hits] For [jesus]

1. holy bong hits freedom of speech 'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment' See bong, hits, weed, ..

Load-climber

1. One experienced in helping people that are lost in the load get out to civilization again (not that anyone would want to leave the load...

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