Cum Toast

What is Cum Toast?

When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.

This morning I was peckish so I decided to have some cum toast

See cum, toast, is, great, in, the, morning

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