Cum Toothpaste

What is Cum Toothpaste?

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!

His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

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