Cum Toothpaste

What is Cum Toothpaste?

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!

His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

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Fix Your Britches

1. Polite Old South phrase meaning to defecate in your pants. Damn Ethel, stop laughing or you'll fix your britches! See poop, crap,..

Friezeek

1. a large carrot that when cooked is poisonous It is not very profitable to plant friezeek and sell it to small children in New Zealand. ..

Xpyne

1. someone who is really hot and awesome. Xpyne will one day rule the world. See awesome, spine, hot, overlord..

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