What is Cum Tumbling?
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Known as "Ejaculatory Gymnastics" in the professional community, cum tumbling was invented in the early 1930s as a way to entertain one's self during the Depression. Standard cum tumbling (usually, but not necessarily a man and a women) involves two people involved in tumbles, cartwheels, and flips while 69ing. Today it is now a nation-wide craze, and to be cum tumbler (especially a male) is considered an incredible feat, because of the obvious hazards that go with the sport.
Hey, we should go see the cum tumblers perform at the circus down the street.
There was a tragic cum tumbling accident today. The male performer had to be surgically removed from the female performer after a botched tumble.
America loves Cum Tumbling!
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