Cum Turkey

What is Cum Turkey?

Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.

John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."

Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"

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