What is Cumberjack?
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A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).
I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.
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A noun often used to describe a homosexual male.
"That guy looks like a bit of a length-slipper!"..
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When two people cut there thumb and press the open cuts together forming a blood pactnsidered by some to be like becoming family.
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After cumming in a girls face, rapidly slap her in the face with your cock in a circular motion.
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