What is Cumberjack?
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A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).
I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.
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(adj.) meaning a new level of greatness. when something is just too awesome for words.
Nick: Spending today with you was: super, awesom..