Cumberland Beach

What is Cumberland Beach?


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Cumberland Beach is a beautiful community just north of, the substantially less beautiful,Orillia. Cumberland Beach has 2 convenience stores located directly across the road from one another, 1 public school that only provides to kindergartens-grade 4 before shipping them off to Ardtrea.

As there is little police traffic traveling through this little slice of heaven, it is commonplace to see a neighbour out and about with an open bottle of alcohol.

"Hey, man, Cumberland Beach is great."

"Dude, wanna head down to the corner store in Cumberland Beach that's on the left side of the road? It's better."

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