What is Cumblock?
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the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng.
beacuse of the fuckin cumblock the shower takes four fuckin hours to fuckin drain
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The act of walking in on your mate or male having sex with their girlfriend/wife as they are about to cum or nearing the stage where as they would usually cum. Thereby preventing them cuming. This is also similar to the legendary
Sam: Dude I can't believe u Cumblocked me I was so freaking close arr.
Rory: Im sorry man, how could I know?
Sam: Well walking in for a start would have helped!!!.
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Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded.
Andrew is a phucktard.
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Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.
Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was hav..
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To make turtle tracks = to leave.
I'm bored... let's make turtle tracks.
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