Cumboating

What is Cumboating?

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

See fetish

Goddamn Ducks

1. A term used when you, or someone around you farts. This is because a fart sounds like a duck Person 1: *farts*... goddamn ducks Person..

Open Chest!

1. when you see your unsuspecting friend with his hands at his sides, you walk up to him and yell Open Chest! and you punch him in the ches..

Sparkle Dick

1. Hold a lit sparkler up to where your crotch region lays. troy "LOOK AT MY Sparkle Dick!" See sparkle, troy, dick, sparkler ..

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