Cumboating

What is Cumboating?

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

See fetish

Queero

1. To be so queer it makes other people want to become queer. "That guy is so queero, it's amazing!" See gay, fag, homo, s..

Stickputer

1. Any computer that has outlived its usefulness. Dude, get rid of that 286 stickputer. See computer, 286, 386, commodore, apple..

Brutsack

1. When someone or something is brutally worse than a mans scrotum Dude that episode of friends where Chandler sniffs Joey's butt is ..

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