Cumboating

What is Cumboating?

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

See fetish

Bacon Sails Embarrassment

1. BSE or FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE: apt demonstration of the importance of spelling. BIGGABACON SAILS!!!! There was consternation throughou..

Trolltastic

1. To feel like a troll when in reality you are not and loving it. I feel so trolltastic and I don't know why! See troll, trolling, ..

Quire

1. Skinny red-headed kid, not to be confused with queer Man that kid is such a quire 1. Skinny red-headed kid, not to be confused with q..

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