Cumboating

What is Cumboating?

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

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Shlammered

1. The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered. Dude you don't look so good. Yeah I'm pretty shlammer..

Roethlis-burger

1. name of a burger at a bar in Pittsburgh used as a play on Ben Roethlisberger's last name waiter: ' what would you like tonigh..

Shafterburn

1. After a lengthy sex or masturbation session, the penis feeling tender from the friction it has suffered. To rub oneself red raw. Not to..

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