What is Cumbok?
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Neanderthal man is rumored to have become extinct due to lack of fermented cumbok feasting.
Amateur paleontologists have hypothesized that homo sapiens thrived on cumbok reservoir consumption. Once full of the juicy nectar, they inseminated the impala with a hefty pummeling. Bodily fluids unite in glorious ejaculation which combine to form cumboks.
Sorry dad. We've been impala bangin and got cumbok all over your windscreen.
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