Cumboozled

What is Cumboozled?


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Adjective: pronounced cum-booze-old

A past tense adjective used to describe a night in which alcohol is blamed as the cause of cum (also known as sperm or ejaculate) being exchanged between two people.

Either a man is tricked into cumming in an act of sex that resulted by being under the influence of booze (also known as alcohol).

OR a woman's vagina or face are regrettably exposed and sometimes covered by a man's cum as a result of being under the influence of booze or alcohol.

In both instances, the cum is exchanged in a situation entirely driven by the alcohol that was drank prior to the act of sex.

Man - "If it wasn't for the 8 beers and 3 shots of tequilla I drank last night, I wouldn't have become cumboozled and jizzed all over that ugly girl beth's face at the party last night."

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Woman - "By the time he started cumming all over my eyes, nose, and mouth I knew I had been cumboozled, it's not often that I drink enough at a party to let it happen, but when the cum rains, it pours."

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