Cumbrella Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

See semen, cum, facial, cumjunkie, sex

2.

When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.

She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.

3.

These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.

"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."

See squirt, porn, squirting, umbrella, movies

4.

Something used as a shield to block a mighty cum load landing on ones face!

"Wtf Bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a Cumbrella"

See cum shield, cum catcher, umbrella

5.

an item that a slutrequires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women

bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time

jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella

See whore, slut, easy, semen, man whore

6.

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

See Ivan

7.

An umbrella to sheild one from cum.

Husband: "Oh, god! Jizzgasm!"

Wife: "Sweet Jesus! Where the hell is my cumbrella?"