Cumbuckwizzler

What is Cumbuckwizzler?


1.

somebody who is so annoying/beats off on the carpet so much that you have to lock him in a cage and beat off on him until he's sufficiently housebroken.

Chris, you are such a fucking cumbuckwizzler. I'm gonna lock you in a cage and put my sperm in your hair until you're better.

See carpet, beat off, cage, punish, vagina


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