What is Cumbuckwizzler?
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somebody who is so annoying/beats off on the carpet so much that you have to lock him in a cage and beat off on him until he's sufficiently housebroken.
Chris, you are such a fucking cumbuckwizzler. I'm gonna lock you in a cage and put my sperm in your hair until you're better.
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Female masturbation.
"Jeremy was out of town, so I went digging for clams."
See masturbate, masturbation, clam digging..